Golf Humour
Share your Golf anecdotes, one-liners, funny thoughts, etc. here
Share your Golf anecdotes, one-liners, funny thoughts, etc. here
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| Golfers watch out!
Saturday morning! I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into the garage and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pou... |
0 | Dinesh Thakur, 19 days ago |
| HR Manager in Heven!
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Pe... |
0 | Dinesh Thakur, 26 days ago |
| LITTLE JONNY supports TIGER WOODS!
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides t... |
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Sudarshan S Sharda, about 1 month ago GREAT! kEEP IT UP.... More |
| WHY PLAY GOLF TO STAY FIT?
An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition... |
0 | Dinesh Thakur, about 1 month ago |
| Top Ten Signs You’re Golfing Too Much
* When you pick up something off the floor, you have to lean on your putter * The only number on your speed dial is 1-800-TEETIME. * You have your priorities in order: food, shelter, greens f... |
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Raminder Sethi, 2 months ago ha ha ha...great... More |
| Golfing Etiquettes
Always replace divots in the fairway and rake footprints in the sand traps even if you have to move your ball to do so. Even if she lies 22, never in the entire history of golf has a lady player eve... |
0 | Anirudh Chandra, 2 months ago |
| Random Thoughts on Golf
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. ... |
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Dinesh Thakur, 3 months ago Just too funny.... specially the fourth putt one! :-)... More |








