my4moles

Always replace divots in the fairway and rake footprints in the sand traps even if you have to move your ball to do so.

Even if she lies 22, never in the entire history of golf has a lady player ever picked up her ball.

Everyone picks up the tab when they're playing alone.

Everyone rakes the bunker after a beautiful out.

Everyone repairs the ball mark after a fabulous putt.

Everyone replaces the divot after a great shot.

If the course is completely empty when you drive up, it's because an outing of 100 golfers is about to tee off in a shotgun start or they're aerating the greens.

If you can't outrun a golf club, don't give advice.

If you ever par the first three holes, you'll have a twenty-minute wait on the next tee.

Never steal a lost ball until it stops rolling.

The only really useful golf tip is one given to the starter to get you out ahead of a mixed foursome.